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Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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