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Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006

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Greetings Mr. Bond. I have prepared special... accomodations for you. My assistant, The One Man Army, will show you to your room. Don't you think that's a clever name for a henchman with three arms? HAHAHA!

Don't bother struggling, Mr. Bond. My assistant is quite capable of bending your skeleton far out of shape.

Oh, and I'm terribly sorry to have to tell you this, but I'm afraid your... companion fell asleep in my carnivorous gardens. Such a pity... hmhmhmHAHAHAHA!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Excellent.
<Mort> If you paint someone green all over you must remember to leave a spot clear on the back.
<Kumiho> Or the face. =)
<mypalmike> Yup, this one's very good.
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