Greetings Mr. Bond. I have prepared special... accomodations for you. My assistant, The One Man Army, will show you to your room. Don't you think that's a clever name for a henchman with three arms? HAHAHA! |
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Don't bother struggling, Mr. Bond. My assistant is quite capable of bending your skeleton far out of shape. |
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Oh, and I'm terribly sorry to have to tell you this, but I'm afraid your... companion fell asleep in my carnivorous gardens. Such a pity... hmhmhmHAHAHAHA! |
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