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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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My wife has a really small vagina. Our kids had a difficult time getting through the birth canal.

And getting my manhood inside of her requires special assistance from a team of buffalo and the local police to respond to the screams.

Her father and grandparents mock me for my efforts. "Sodomize Her!" they scream, "it would be easier and less tight." But what those unevloved heathens don't understand is that we are christians and that path is closed to us.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Fu Manchu> That first caption is priceless.
<Lauren> That path is closed to many non-Christians, too, Elvis...
<ajiav> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, but you probably don't cover it in church. Ask any christian about sodomy...it is a funny conversation.
<Kumiho> 

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