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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/03/2004 by superwoman biatch
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"Come to me...I am waiting for you on my plush red bed of lovin'...Hips elevated and ready for you to stimulate my pleasure zone.."

Some guys just can't handle the pressure...they don't know how to perform cunnilingus to my liking...they chew, bite, gnaw...

However, Raoul sure knows how to rock my world. Yeah, he might not look like much but his teeth don't get in the way while he is munching on my vertical taco, he doesn't talk (he "hablar no englis") and I don't have to worry about him f*cking cheating on me!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Fu Manchu> Sorry to break this to you, but I've been seeing Raoul on the side. His skills work both ways...
<ajiav> the comment is awesome

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