[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/26/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My ex-girlfriend was a little flakey and probably a bit "loose" if you know what I mean...

Her previous boyfriend list was a bit frightening.

But I figured, "who needs a condom, I love her." Well that was a mistake since I now have a roaring case of goose-dick.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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