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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004 by Regnad Kcin
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I could see this case would take a few strange twists.

I headed down to "Martha's Muffins," my favorite massage parlor, to get the kinks out.

Martha herself made it abundantly clear I needed a gal Friday for looking up certain underworld characters.

"Yeah, Martha" I snickered, "I think you better be the one to check out "Snorts" Reilly down at the zoo. He's been baiting the other bears, and may have a lead on this puppy caper."
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<3Suns> More like putting the kinks back in. good one.

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