In a three-pronged strategy to remind the public of 9-11, increase consumer spending, and improve math scores in children, George Bush announced the "9-11" dollar bill today, which is worth negative two dollars. |
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This is the first time in history that a negative currency has been produced in large quantities. There will be some unusual consequences, including a short-term overvaluation of light sweet chihuahuas. |
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College students were going to protest the new debt-based currency, but were too busy "partying hard". |
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