Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/14/2004

by Jmofwiw

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The name's Friday, Joe Friday. I'm a cleaning products salesman. That's my job.

The bathroom attendent seemed to be giving me an order for 2,725 bars of soap. I knew he was really giving me the finger.

My partner and I went down to the supply closet to discuss things with the janitor. He was a nervous looking guy with a long face.

He told us he thought the bathroom attendent had been killing patrons and mutilating their corpses. His information led us to the attendants home where our worst fears were confirmed.

Book 'em Dano.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Great story! Dragnet and Hawaii Five O in the same set tells us you may be older than you look.
<Jmofwiw> Older than I look? I sure hope not.
My youth? The stuff that dreams are made of.
<apple juice is a verb> I think this was done well.
<mypalmike> You pack a lot of story into 3 small frames!

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