[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Look at her smile, the bitch!

It's cruel and very unusual torture I tell you. Have I no dignity? Look at my nails.

As if yellow is my colour!

My star chart showed me the path to follow.

Ooo! Pretty purple swirls.

Her screams were loud, but the wood chipper was louder.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 291 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:02Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:01Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker23:27:00Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:57Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:53Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:52Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:49Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:48Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:46Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:41Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:37Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:36Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:33Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:30Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:29Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:25Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:24Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:21Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:19Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:17Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:09Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:07Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:05Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:04Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:01Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker23:26:00Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:59Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:58Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:57Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:54Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:53Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:52Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:51Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:50Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:49Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:45Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:41Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:37Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:34Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:33Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:30Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:29Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:27Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:25Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:23Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:21Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:18Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:17Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:14Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:13Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:10Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:09Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:07Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:06Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:01Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker23:25:00Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:59Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:57Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:55Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:53Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:52Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:51Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:49Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:45Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:44Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:41Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:37Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:35Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:34Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:33Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:30Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:29Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:28Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:27Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:25Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:24Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:21Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:18Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:16Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:13Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:10Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:09Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:07Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:05Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:03Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:02Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:01Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker23:24:00Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:57Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:54Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:53Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:49Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:45Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:41Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:37Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:33Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:31Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:29Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:25Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:22Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:21Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:17Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:13Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:10Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:09Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:05Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:02Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:01Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:23:00Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:57Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:55Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:53Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:51Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:50Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:49Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:42Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:41Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:37Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:33Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:32Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:30Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:29Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:25Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:22Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:21Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:17Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:15Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:13Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:10Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:09Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:05Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:04Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:02Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker23:22:01Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:57Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:56Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:53Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:52Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:49Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:48Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:46Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:42Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:41Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:37Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:33Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:31Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:30Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:29Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:25Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:24Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:21Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:17Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:13Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:10Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:09Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:05Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:04Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:03Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:02Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:21:00Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:59Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:57Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:55Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:53Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:50Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:49Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:45Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:41Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:40Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:39Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:37Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:36Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:33Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:31Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:29Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:25Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:24Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:22Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:21Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:20Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:19Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:17Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:13Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:10Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:09Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:08Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:05Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:02Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:20:01Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:58Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:55Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:54Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:53Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:52Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:51Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:50Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:45Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:44Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:41Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:39Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:38Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:37Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:33Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:32Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:31Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:29Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:25Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:21Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:20Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:17Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:16Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:13Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:12Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:10Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:07Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:05Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:03Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:01Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:19:00Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:58Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:57Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:54Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:53Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:52Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:50Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:49Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:46Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:45Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:41Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:39Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:37Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:33Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:32Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:30Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:29Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:28Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:27Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:25Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:21Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:19Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:18Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:17Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:15Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:15Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:14Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:13Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:11Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:10Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:09Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:08Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:05Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:03Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:02Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:01Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker23:18:00Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:59Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:57Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:56Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:55Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:53Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:50Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:49Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:46Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:45Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:44Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:41Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:39Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:37Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:33Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:30Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:29Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:28Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:25Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:22Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:21Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:18Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:17Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:13Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:09Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:08Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:05Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker23:17:02Caption #474

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post