[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/21/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I often give into temptation. I've been lesbian. I've slept with more women than I can count.

I've slept with men too. I've even slept with midgets.

But, Lord help me, I will resist the tempation to make this caption a vibrator joke.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 220 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:15Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:13Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:09Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:07Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:04Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:03Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:00Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:55Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:52Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:48Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:47Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:45Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:40Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:35Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:31Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:27Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:23Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:21Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:19Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:16Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:13Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:08Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:05Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:02Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:59Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:53Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:49Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:48Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:46Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:44Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:37Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:35Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:31Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:28Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:27Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:26Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:24Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:22Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:21Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:16Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:15Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:14Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:12Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:08Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:04Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:03Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:00Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:58Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:57Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:56Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:53Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:46Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:45Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:44Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:40Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:39Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:35Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:29Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:28Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:24Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:19Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:13Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:12Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:09Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:07Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:57Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:55Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:54Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:47Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:46Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:41Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:39Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:32Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:28Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:27Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:26Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:25Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:24Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:20Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:19Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:17Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:16Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:15Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:14Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:13Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:12Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:08Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:06Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:04Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:03Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:59Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:55Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:52Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:51Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:48Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:38Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:36Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:35Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:33Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:32Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:31Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:28Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:26Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:21Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:20Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:08Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:00Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:58Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:56Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:53Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:52Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:48Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:40Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:39Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:36Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:35Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:33Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:32Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:28Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:26Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:24Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:22Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:16Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:10Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:09Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:08Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:06Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:59Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:56Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:52Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:40Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:36Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:32Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:24Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:22Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:20Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:19Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:15Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:10Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:09Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:08Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:04Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:00Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:52Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:48Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:47Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:45Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:44Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:43Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:41Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:39Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:36Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:33Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:31Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:28Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:27Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:25Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:15Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:14Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:07Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:33:02Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:56Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:52Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:50Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:45Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:44Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:42Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:40Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:36Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:30Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:27Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:26Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:23Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:20Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:19Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:15Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:14Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:05Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:32:00Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:59Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:58Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:57Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:56Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:52Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:44Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:41Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:40Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:35Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:26Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:25Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:24Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:23Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:21Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:20Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:18Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:16Caption #858

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post