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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by Roger Mexico
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Horney as a crab's ass.

Soft as a satiny ass.

Cold as a duck's ass.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Hmmm... horny, soft and cold... just the way *I* like my men... NOT.
<guyPaulo> What's wrong with horny men Lauren? We are a passionate bunch, full of life and vigor.
<Lauren> I prefer men horny, firm and warm, thank you very much. Oh, nevermind.
<ElvisThePelvis> There is a name for horny, soft and cold men...dead.

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