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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by Roger Mexico
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Horney as a crab's ass.

Soft as a satiny ass.

Cold as a duck's ass.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Hmmm... horny, soft and cold... just the way *I* like my men... NOT.
<guyPaulo> What's wrong with horny men Lauren? We are a passionate bunch, full of life and vigor.
<Lauren> I prefer men horny, firm and warm, thank you very much. Oh, nevermind.
<ElvisThePelvis> There is a name for horny, soft and cold men...dead.

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