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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/21/2004 by David Byrden
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I often give into temptation. I've been lesbian. I've slept with more women than I can count.

I've slept with men too. I've even slept with midgets.

But, Lord help me, I will resist the tempation to make this caption a vibrator joke.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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