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Lord Of The Rings Porn:

Our tale begins in the hills of Emyn Muil, where lost Hobbits Frodo and Sam discover they are being followed by the mysterious Booble.


A mercurial creature who has himself been warped by the power of the Schwing, Booble promises to guide the Hobbits to the Black Gates of Mordor if they will simply type in their search query.

Sam does not trust their new companion, but Frodo takes pity on Booble, who like himself was once a Schwingbearer.

Frodo and Booble tie Sam to the set of Saruman’s Lord of The Schwing Thrillogy and head out for some hot hobbit on computer search engine action.

(AP)
(Booble.com)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Porn of the Rings.... I like any LoTR reference
<yoyology> Oh, man. "Schwingbearer" just slays me. This is great!
<ElvisThePelvis> Porn of the rings!!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> We have all been schwingearers in our life...the burden is nearly unbearable...its what drives us to look at elven bondage porn.
<mypalmike> 

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