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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004 by jordie3
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Most people think that the urge a man feels to buy a large car stems from his need to prove his masculinity.

This is totally false.

He really just wants to get back into the womb.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<ElvisThePelvis> He just wants to DRIVE into the womb.
<obtuse> A vagina that you could fly a dirigible into...

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