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Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2004 by jordie3
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Most people think that the urge a man feels to buy a large car stems from his need to prove his masculinity.

This is totally false.

He really just wants to get back into the womb.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> He just wants to DRIVE into the womb.
<obtuse> A vagina that you could fly a dirigible into...

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