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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by 3Suns
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Trying to lose weight,

Olestra coats my bowels.

Shits are quite monstrous.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 10 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I think guy has some competition. It's a shame he's not here to defend.
<3Suns> Thanks. I was trying to fill the void of poo jokes.
<Stormi> um.. isn't it voiding that leads to poo?
<Lauren> Unless you're bulemic
<Stormi> LOL it's still waste at that point.
<Lauren> yes, but vomit is a whole other topic for these guys, stormi....
<Stormi> True, and it doesn't seem nearly as exciting to them as explosive diarrea
<Lauren> unless it's a little man who is vomitting yogurt (see Elvis' #10 comments for further proof of this).
<ElvisThePelvis> Ahh yes, the old gnome vomiting yogurt...good times....good times indeed.

This caption rocks.

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