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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004

by 3Suns

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Trying to lose weight,

Olestra coats my bowels.

Shits are quite monstrous.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> I think guy has some competition. It's a shame he's not here to defend.
<3Suns> Thanks. I was trying to fill the void of poo jokes.
<Stormi> um.. isn't it voiding that leads to poo?
<Lauren> Unless you're bulemic
<Stormi> LOL it's still waste at that point.
<Lauren> yes, but vomit is a whole other topic for these guys, stormi....
<Stormi> True, and it doesn't seem nearly as exciting to them as explosive diarrea
<Lauren> unless it's a little man who is vomitting yogurt (see Elvis' #10 comments for further proof of this).
<ElvisThePelvis> Ahh yes, the old gnome vomiting yogurt...good times....good times indeed.
This caption rocks.
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