His latest cosmetic surgery makes him look slightly odd, but we were too polite to stare.
He said he had not shown the boy any photographs of nudity beyond beauty-pageant levels.
And as for grabbing the boy's sexual organs, why that's a natural play activity in all primates.
(Reuters)
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