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Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2005

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Michael Jackson took the witness stand today.

His latest cosmetic surgery makes him look slightly odd, but we were too polite to stare.

He said he had not shown the boy any photographs of nudity beyond beauty-pageant levels.

And as for grabbing the boy's sexual organs, why that's a natural play activity in all primates.

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