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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by Morgus
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Oh, you pretty young thing...

...time was, I would think about filling your hot hole...

...but these days, if I could just get a little comfort.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> This is how I want to die, sucking the nipples of some nubile young girl.
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