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Most Emailed Photos - 07/19/2004 by Kumiho
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"Ever had one of those days when you get out of bed and realize your hair looks like forest primates made a nest in it?"

"Then once you get going you realize you've let your nails go and now the manicurist is refering you to a vet?"

"Dude, you are a primate. That's why the manicurist sent you to the vet."

"I had money!"

"Is that how you ended up with this aweful weave?"

"No, that was the stylist's fault. I threw some poo at him when I say what he had done."

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> That'll teach that stylist!

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