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Most Emailed Photos - 07/19/2004

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"Ever had one of those days when you get out of bed and realize your hair looks like forest primates made a nest in it?"

"Then once you get going you realize you've let your nails go and now the manicurist is refering you to a vet?"

"Dude, you are a primate. That's why the manicurist sent you to the vet."

"I had money!"

"Is that how you ended up with this aweful weave?"

"No, that was the stylist's fault. I threw some poo at him when I say what he had done."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> That'll teach that stylist!

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