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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by Morgus
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As a med tech, let me tell you, I have seen some things.

Do you want to know what it's like to bring the bedpan to the guy this happened to?

And then this guy... you probably think he has a bird on his shoulder or something, but look closer.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> So, it's a cancerous growth?
<Lauren> Nah... I think the bird has a hideous growth on it's butt.
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