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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by mypalmike
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After 9/11, I was scared. It was so bad, I started seeing things.

I decided to move to a tourist resort in Baja Mexico. Close to the US, but without being a likely target for terrorism.

I met up with Lauren down there. Oh, and I got a sex change. Here we are at one of the lovely beaches.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Awesome. Post-op trans bi monkie sex is cool.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes!!!
<obtuse> I think that dog is a terrorist.
<Lauren> Mike, I see you're back and in top form. I really liked this one. Especially the part where I am lounging on a beach in Baja.
<3Suns> Can I come visit?
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: Nice to see you back and even nicer to see Lauren with a healthy tan.
<ajiav> 

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