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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by mypalmike
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After 9/11, I was scared. It was so bad, I started seeing things.

I decided to move to a tourist resort in Baja Mexico. Close to the US, but without being a likely target for terrorism.

I met up with Lauren down there. Oh, and I got a sex change. Here we are at one of the lovely beaches.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Awesome. Post-op trans bi monkie sex is cool.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes!!!
<obtuse> I think that dog is a terrorist.
<Lauren> Mike, I see you're back and in top form. I really liked this one. Especially the part where I am lounging on a beach in Baja.
<3Suns> Can I come visit?
<Kumiho> ::giggles:: Nice to see you back and even nicer to see Lauren with a healthy tan.
<ajiav> 

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