[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

My job at the bank just didn't work out, so they let me go. Apparently, "Bring-your-pet-to-work-day" doesn't apply to farm animals.

Next, I tried my hand at another kind of farming. It sure beat feeding hogs and cutting out chicken gizzards, but the authorities were not pleased.

Apparently, my hydroponic fertilizer run-off waste went into the zoo next door, causing some rare tiger to go crazy and eat its young.

Its a good thing my prison has Internet access so I can still post on MEP!

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 307 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:28Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:27Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:22Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:15Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:12Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:11Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:10Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:09Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:08Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:07Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:04Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:59Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:58Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:56Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:55Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:54Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:53Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:46Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:45Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:44Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:43Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:39Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:38Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:37Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:33Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:30Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:29Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:28Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:24Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:23Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:19Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:16Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:15Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:11Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:07Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:06Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:02Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:00Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:57Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:55Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:53Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:52Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:51Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:49Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:48Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:47Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:46Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:45Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:43Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:40Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:39Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:37Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:36Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:35Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:32Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:29Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:28Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:26Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:25Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:24Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:15Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:13Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:11Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:10Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:06Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:05Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:04Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:03Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:00Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:43Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:39Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:35Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:30Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:29Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:28Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:19Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:14Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:12Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:10Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:09Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:08Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:04Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:02Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:56Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:52Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:51Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:49Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:36Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:35Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:24Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:23Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:21Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:20Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:18Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:13Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:59Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:46Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:41Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:33Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:31Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:24Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:21Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:13Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:12Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:55:09Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:56Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:54Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:52Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:50Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:49Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:47Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:46Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:45Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:44Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:42Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:41Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:39Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:38Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:37Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:36Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:34Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:33Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:31Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:30Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:28Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:27Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:25Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:23Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:22Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:21Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:20Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:19Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:18Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:17Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:16Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:13Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:12Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:11Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:10Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:09Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:07Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:06Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:05Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:04Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:03Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:02Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:54:00Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:59Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:56Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:55Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:54Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:53Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:52Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:49Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:47Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:46Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:45Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:43Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:42Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:40Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:38Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:37Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:36Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:35Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:33Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:32Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:31Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:30Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:29Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:28Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:26Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:25Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:24Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:23Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:20Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:19Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:18Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:15Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:14Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:13Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:12Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:11Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:09Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:08Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:06Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:05Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:04Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:03Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:02Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:01Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:53:00Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:59Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:58Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:56Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:55Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:54Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:53Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:51Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:49Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:48Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:46Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:44Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:43Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:42Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:41Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:38Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:37Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:35Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:33Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:32Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:31Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:28Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:27Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:26Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:25Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:24Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:23Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:22Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:21Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:20Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:18Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:16Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:14Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:13Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:12Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:11Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:10Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:09Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:08Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:07Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:06Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:04Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:02Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:52:01Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:59Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:57Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:55Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:53Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:50Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:49Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:47Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:46Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:45Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:43Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:41Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:38Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:36Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:34Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:32Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:31Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:29Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:27Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:26Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:25Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:24Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:22Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:20Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:18Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:15Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:13Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:12Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:11Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:08Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:07Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:06Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:03Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:01Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:59Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:58Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:56Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:55Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:54Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:52Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:51Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:50Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:49Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:47Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:45Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:44Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:43Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:42Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:41Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:40Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:39Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:38Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:36Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:34Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:33Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:31Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:30Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:29Caption #612

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 10 comments for this caption.

<Pedro Gonzales> Hah! The correctional system is too slack these days...
<Lauren> Guy, did you get the monkie panties? I wore them down to Alabama for you, but I couldn't wait around for visitors' day, so I gave them to the guard at the gate. He said he would make sure you got them next time you showered.
<guyPaulo> Thanks Lauren, I did get the panties. I had been planning on laying around all day with my nose in them, but that's not going to happen now. Instead, my cellmate "Big Papa" has made me wear them, and according to his new rules, I must pee sitting down and always walk behind him in the yard. Excuse me while I go attempt to hang myself with the bra he makes me wear......
<Lauren> Maybe that's what the guard meant when he said that the panties weren't going to meet all of your lingerie needs....
<guyPaulo> ...... (sob) please... send some cyanide next time .....
<3Suns> For some reason I read that as "monkey pasties... I wish my girlfriend wore monkey pasties.
Actually I just wish I had a girlfriend at all.
<Mort> Maybe 3Suns, it you stopped asking random girls on the street to wear your monkey pasties, one of them might date you instead of running away screaming.
<3Suns> Ok Mr. Smartypants, what am I supposed to ask them, huh? Huh?
<yoyology> "Have you ever seen a penis this big before??"
<guyPaulo> "Wanna go in halves on a Hanoi Hotdog?"

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post