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Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by guyPaulo
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My job at the bank just didn't work out, so they let me go. Apparently, "Bring-your-pet-to-work-day" doesn't apply to farm animals.

Next, I tried my hand at another kind of farming. It sure beat feeding hogs and cutting out chicken gizzards, but the authorities were not pleased.

Apparently, my hydroponic fertilizer run-off waste went into the zoo next door, causing some rare tiger to go crazy and eat its young.

Its a good thing my prison has Internet access so I can still post on MEP!

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<Pedro Gonzales> Hah! The correctional system is too slack these days...
<Lauren> Guy, did you get the monkie panties? I wore them down to Alabama for you, but I couldn't wait around for visitors' day, so I gave them to the guard at the gate. He said he would make sure you got them next time you showered.
<guyPaulo> Thanks Lauren, I did get the panties. I had been planning on laying around all day with my nose in them, but that's not going to happen now. Instead, my cellmate "Big Papa" has made me wear them, and according to his new rules, I must pee sitting down and always walk behind him in the yard. Excuse me while I go attempt to hang myself with the bra he makes me wear......
<Lauren> Maybe that's what the guard meant when he said that the panties weren't going to meet all of your lingerie needs....
<guyPaulo> ...... (sob) please... send some cyanide next time .....
<3Suns> For some reason I read that as "monkey pasties... I wish my girlfriend wore monkey pasties.
Actually I just wish I had a girlfriend at all.
<Mort> Maybe 3Suns, it you stopped asking random girls on the street to wear your monkey pasties, one of them might date you instead of running away screaming.
<3Suns> Ok Mr. Smartypants, what am I supposed to ask them, huh? Huh?
<yoyology> "Have you ever seen a penis this big before??"
<guyPaulo> "Wanna go in halves on a Hanoi Hotdog?"

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