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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by J.J. Elly Loo
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"Master of the universe? Who is playing it?...

...No! Hold on...Just a minute J.J., let me switch hands. Get my goddamn agent on the phone!...

...I will kill him if he lets a golden role like this go to that scene stealing bitch again!"
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<W. W. Elly Woo> The role is mine! I win this time JJ.
<J.J. Elly Loo> You hack! You will never monkeywrench in this town again!
<W. W. Elly Woo> I wrench all the monkeys in this town girl. Thats how I get all the good roles. You goody-two-shoes-no-can-act!
<apple juice is a verb> I wish Jellyloo were real and had a tv show.
<guyPaulo> This is good. I was trying to get a cool Hollywood type conversation gag for the cellguy photo in my second post, but this is much better than mine.
<J.J. Elly Loo> Ever since W.W. Elly Loo the III won 'Best Fluffer in a Supporting Role'...can you say snooty-toot-toot?

Like OHMIGAWD.

<W. W. Elly Woo> I am proud of all my awards! At least my shelf is not dusty. Talking of a shelf, yours is barely there.

Little mole hills, no wonder you get no roles.

<Thanking the Academy> WINK WINK.

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