Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004

by NOIP

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

For years I wandered the internet alone, still bitter over the cruel comments I suffered at the hands of the MEP regulars. Elitist bastards....

Yet I longed to rejoin the fold, and become part of the monkie-pack. I could just imagine the joy I would feel as my captions won acclaim day after day, culminating in a 12 week run as the Wednesday Winner.

I would stand up and do the "cabbage-patch" dance while the other monkies cheered.....

But I was as welcome as a fresh piglet in a Ramadan Feast. That grand pooh-bah, Mort, never returned my emails, and turned his back on me despite my plea for a hug.

The final straw came when I realized that I had become the fodder for meta-captions, and one sick, sick monkie even impersonated me on "Alter-Ego Day."

F*cking monkies. Rot in Hell.
NOIP

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 88 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:29 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:28 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:27 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:26 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:25 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:24 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:23 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:22 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:21 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:20 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:19 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:18 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:17 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:16 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:15 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:14 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:12 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:11 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:08 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:07 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:05 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:03 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:01 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:00 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:59 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:58 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:57 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:56 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:54 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:53 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:52 Caption #955

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:50 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:48 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:45 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:43 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:41 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:40 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:37 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:36 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:35 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:34 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:33 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:32 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:31 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:30 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:29 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:28 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:27 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:26 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:25 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:24 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:23 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:22 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:21 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:20 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:19 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:18 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:17 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:16 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:15 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:14 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:13 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:12 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:11 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:10 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:09 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:08 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:07 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:06 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:05 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:04 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:03 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:02 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:01 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:00 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:59 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:58 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:56 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:55 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:54 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:52 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:51 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:50 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:49 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:48 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:47 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:46 Caption #151

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 10 comments for this caption.

<No One In Particular> Great minds think alike.
Unfortunately this is NOTHING like a NOIP caption...
<mypalmike> This is 3Suns. Maybe.
<Lauren> Yoyo
<mypalmike> Actually the "f*cking" looks like signature ajiav. That's my guess.
<Axolotl> This is too funny! Metariffic too!
<NOIP> I AM TEH SEXY! YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!!
<ajiav> if i didn't know better, i would say it was me, too. it's a pretty good emulation.
<ajiav> i am going to say 3suns, given his attention to detail.
<3Suns> Actually, I'm the other No One In Particular...
<guyPaulo> Its me, and I'm glad that no one had guessed it. I CAN do non-diarrhea captions....

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post