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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by NOIP
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For years I wandered the internet alone, still bitter over the cruel comments I suffered at the hands of the MEP regulars. Elitist bastards....

Yet I longed to rejoin the fold, and become part of the monkie-pack. I could just imagine the joy I would feel as my captions won acclaim day after day, culminating in a 12 week run as the Wednesday Winner.

I would stand up and do the "cabbage-patch" dance while the other monkies cheered.....

But I was as welcome as a fresh piglet in a Ramadan Feast. That grand pooh-bah, Mort, never returned my emails, and turned his back on me despite my plea for a hug.

The final straw came when I realized that I had become the fodder for meta-captions, and one sick, sick monkie even impersonated me on "Alter-Ego Day."

F*cking monkies. Rot in Hell.
NOIP

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 10 comments for this caption.

<No One In Particular> Great minds think alike.

Unfortunately this is NOTHING like a NOIP caption...

<mypalmike> This is 3Suns. Maybe.
<Lauren> Yoyo
<mypalmike> Actually the "f*cking" looks like signature ajiav. That's my guess.
<Axolotl> This is too funny! Metariffic too!
<NOIP> I AM TEH SEXY! YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!!
<ajiav> if i didn't know better, i would say it was me, too. it's a pretty good emulation.
<ajiav> i am going to say 3suns, given his attention to detail.
<3Suns> Actually, I'm the other No One In Particular...
<guyPaulo> Its me, and I'm glad that no one had guessed it. I CAN do non-diarrhea captions....

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