Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004

by Lauren

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

My love is so expansive, so all encompassing, I would do nearly ANYTHING for him. If he asked, I would give him the sun and the moon and the stars. I would lasso a black hole...

I would wear skimpy and unflattering garments. I would even strike silly poses at his request.

But no f-ing way are we going to have sex in THAT position.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 56 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:35 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:33 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:32 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:31 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:30 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:29 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:28 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:26 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:25 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:24 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:23 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:22 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:21 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:20 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:19 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:16 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:15 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:14 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:13 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:12 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:11 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:10 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:08 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:06 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:03 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:02 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:00 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:58 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:57 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:56 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:55 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:54 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:52 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:51 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:49 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:48 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:47 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:46 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:43 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:41 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:40 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:39 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:37 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:34 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:32 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:31 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:28 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:27 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:24 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:23 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:20 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:19 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:16 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:15 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:14 Caption #-49

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> The "screw you in the hip" position... yeah, looks painful.
<ElvisThePelvis> I though it was "Lizard Raping Lotus".
<guyPaulo> Which one is the dude? Are they BOTH dudes? Can furry bears even tell?
<mypalmike> Good, but the spirit of it is almost "anti-crass".

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post