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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Lauren
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My love is so expansive, so all encompassing, I would do nearly ANYTHING for him. If he asked, I would give him the sun and the moon and the stars. I would lasso a black hole...

I would wear skimpy and unflattering garments. I would even strike silly poses at his request.

But no f-ing way are we going to have sex in THAT position.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> The "screw you in the hip" position... yeah, looks painful.
<ElvisThePelvis> I though it was "Lizard Raping Lotus".
<guyPaulo> Which one is the dude? Are they BOTH dudes? Can furry bears even tell?
<mypalmike> Good, but the spirit of it is almost "anti-crass".

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