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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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"I can't help but feel your heart's not in it, Brutus. I'm here, dear...but where are you at? Come back to me...

"...come back to me."

I don't know what's wrong. I'm not feeling how I thought I did. No matter how hard I try, I just can't stop thinking...

...of *her*...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 12 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> another tragic VD story....
<Jellyloo> Tragic. That dog should be put down for all of his suffering.
<ElvisThePelvis> It's sad the abuse that that duck has takn today.
<guyPaulo> Actually elvis, that damn duck derserves it. Just look at the way it's dressed. F*ckin slut.
<ajiav> I have trouble getting over that the dog looks contemplative and the duck seems to be running from the blue men. I'm stuck.
<Jmofwiw> If you think the duck has been treated badly here today-- you should stop to consider the treatment it got in real life right after this picture was taken. Poor little duckie!
<Suspenders> Poor dog! I feel it's pain!
<ElvisThePelvis> Yes, but even sluts have feelings...if you cut them, do they not bleed?
<ajiav> every time.
<ElvisThePelvis> HAHAHHAHA
<Lauren> ajiav just made me guffaw... and I was trying to be all sad and everything.
<mypalmike> C'mon, you two set that joke up...

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