Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."

(Bathroom Mania)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 82 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:47 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:46 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:44 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:43 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:42 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:39 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:38 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:36 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:35 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:34 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:33 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:28 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:27 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:26 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:25 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:24 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:23 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:22 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:21 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:20 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:19 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:17 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:15 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:10 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:09 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:08 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:07 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:06 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:05 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:04 Caption #-47

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:03 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:02 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:01 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:02:00 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:56 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:55 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:54 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:53 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:52 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:51 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:50 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:49 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:48 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:47 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:46 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:40 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:39 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:38 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:37 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:36 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:35 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:34 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:33 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:32 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:31 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:30 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:29 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:28 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:27 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:26 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:25 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:24 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:23 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:22 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:21 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:20 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:19 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:18 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:17 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:16 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:15 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:14 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:09 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:07 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:06 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:05 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:04 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:03 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:02 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:01 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:01:00 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:00:59 Caption #732

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post