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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by Mark
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So, I just sat there .. listening to the shit dribble from their mouths.

"blah blah blah shifting from a stovepipe service model blah blah blah leveraging cross skilled matrixes blah blah blah"

I tried to keep my calm, but things just kept getting more out of control. The left side of my brain kept trying to be rational, but the management speak bingo was going into overdrive.

Thank god for the right side of the brain.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> Bitter, twisted, silently angry ... but this is wonderful.
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