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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by CrassMan
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Penis Tall and Straight

Yellow Then Red At The Tip

Scaring Little Kids
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> Go for it CrassMan! Save Haiku day from being completely crass-less, the Monkies need you!
<Lauren> Yes, what he said ^
<3Suns> CrassMan to the rescue!
<apple juice is a verb> This makes me happy.
<mypalmike> That's crass, man.

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