 "HOLY CRAP, is that you, Highly Advanced Future Self? How did you pierce the veil of space and time? And this number is unlisted!" |
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 "All in due time, idiotic Self of the Dotcom Era. Now listen to me very carefully... |
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 "This is critical to the survival of our species. Firstly, do not, I repeat, DO NOT ebay our precious little Poopsie. |
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