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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004

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Why are we bothering to try and find out how the universe works...

When we don't even know how women work?

Dear Discover Channel, I loved your recent show about animal mating habits. Could you do one about humans? I could really learn a lot.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> I hope the Discovery Channel heeds the advice of its viewers!
<Stormi> I seem to recall the BBC having done a series called "Human Sexuality" complete with the edposide about *ahem* courtship.

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