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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by 3Suns
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Why are we bothering to try and find out how the universe works...

When we don't even know how women work?

Dear Discover Channel, I loved your recent show about animal mating habits. Could you do one about humans? I could really learn a lot.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> I hope the Discovery Channel heeds the advice of its viewers!
<Stormi> I seem to recall the BBC having done a series called "Human Sexuality" complete with the edposide about *ahem* courtship.

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