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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004

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"Remember: I made you all into millionaires!" Bush would say during re-election.

He forgot to mention how endless war spending had de-valued the dollar to the point that millions were needed to buy a loaf of bread.

Having seen once and for all that the American public was intrinsically stupid, the stronger of the Asian countries formed an investment group to buy us outright.

That's how I met her.

She would beat her little drums to keep us working at a steady rhythm. And she liked to punish.

Sometimes I messed up on purpose.

If not for my mistakes, we would never have had those moments ---those lustful and violent explorations of each other's orifaces that only God would truly understand.

In nine months these explorations led to a second "mistake..."

(AP)

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> WOW! I want more...
<ajiav> I was so sure you were going to ride me for breaking the format.
<ajiav> Another mistake I make on purpose.
<H. Monkey> But at least they're happy mistakes. I mean, just look at the third panel. He seems happy, doesn't he?
<Lauren> ajiav, I now understand that breaking the format is an integral part of your art... kind of like leaving blank comments is....
<Carol> Epic.
<ElvisThePelvis> I am the bastard love child in the story...

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