Having to hang out with his stupid friends all the time is such a drag; I always feel like the little kid at the grown-up table.
I remember the old life---having fun, not worrying about premieres, who to talk to, what to wear and all the rest.
Freedom! I miss it...
...but so long as I'm gone before the fisherman start their crawl, I'll know it again.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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