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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/24/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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In our country, the oldest traditions exist right alongside society’s most modern achievements.

Lest we forget, blood is the grease that keeps the wheel of civilization turning.


Do as you're told, and keep your eyes pointed in the proper direction.

Don't notice what you're not supposed to.

Unless, of course, you don’t mind being the grease in question.

Kittens aren't all that's killed in God's name, you know.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> I broke format.
*sticks tongue out*
Pfffft!!!
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