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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/17/2004 by guyPaulo
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God, I just love a wedding!

Also, I love hot, steaming man-gravy but that's a topic for another day.


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Don't look so shocked Courtney. I've been gay for years!


Oh, wait... you're suprised because I'm talking. And I'm a dog. Well too bad! You should of thought about that before you ate all 12 of those elephant tranquilizers, you junkie slut.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> 
<mypalmike> Yikes.
<3Suns> Hehe. guy's back to his old vitriolic self.
<spam> Hooray!

Man I forgot how awesome you guys are.

<ElvisThePelvis> I thought guyPaulo was admiting something for a moment there...

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