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"Thank you, everyone. Really. I don't know what to say; to all of those who supported me along the way, I love you all."

But I knew better.

That hot, sweaty, hip-gyrating temptress Fame was too much for me to resist. I had to get here, and I didn't care who went down in the process.

Rest assured, I'll burn for what I've done. I already do.


Quackers, whatever they're doing to you, wherever you are, I'm sorry. It's little solace, but please know I'm sorry.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> I'm not sure why, but I find this one extremely funny.
<guyPaulo> This works really well because its up to the viewers imagination what the dog did to Quackers in its quest for fame. Well done. This raises the bar a bit I think.
<ElvisThePelvis> This is a deep deep rabbit hole
<ajiav> based on a true story.
<mypalmike> I concur with guy. It exhibits a level of drawing in the reader previously untouched by our meager captioning.

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