[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by David Byrden
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Ever hate a dog so much you wanted to squash it, but your stupid car was too slow?

Ever want to be such a babe magnet that you don't have time to put your clothes on?

You need the '04 Mustang.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Carol> Hee. I wondered why people bought them. Not that I condone the dog-squashing, of course!

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