[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/24/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

My life had gone from bad to worse. First, my wife ran off with my 90 year old grandad, saying that I was just a deviant pervert while he was a real traditional man.

Then, I developed a strange, itching boil on my left testicle. The repugnant pustule soon eclipsed my manhood in size, and began oozing profusely whenever I moved.

I guess all that pig-f*cking had finally caught up with me.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 32 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:47Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:43Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:41Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:36Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:32Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:24Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:23Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:22Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:21Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:16Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:08Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:06Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:59Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:58Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:56Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:55Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:54Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:53Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:52Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:51Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:50Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:49Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:45Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:43Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:42Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:41Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:40Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:39Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:38Caption #118

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post