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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004

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I may never have one million dollars...

I may never sleep with a J-pop princess...

But William Hung gives me hope to carry on in pursuit of my dreams...

One day I will be a hermaphroditic unicorn!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<H. Monkey> It's only random if it changes each time. Hermaphroditic unicorn only works once.
Bonus points for spelling, though.
<ElvisThePelvis> But this is the truth...

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