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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004

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Dude, you're staring at her ass so hard, you wouldn't even notice if she put your eye out with a slingshot.

Haha yeah, I bet a daisy-chain orgy of homosexual koalas would take notice, and that's not even a miniskirt.

You know what? She could be a terrorist - that butt is a weapon of ass distraction.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> "weapon of ass distraction"
<ajiav> what Guy said.
<Lauren> Wahoo!
<Stormi> I like it! 'Specially that last little word play.

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