[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by H. Monkey
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Our new feline alien masters have a bizarre obsession with pop movies. After seeing The Matrix, they shaved our heads for their new brainwashing technique.

Someone showed them Barbarella recently. In their fear, our masters reprogrammed us to think Rosie is attractive...

...and went on a horrible, tragic killing spree.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> I don't understand the killing spree.
<H. Monkey> They last picture looked to me like bimbos from the movie.

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