After much hinting and flirting, guyPaulo finally convinced Lauren to join him for a real life meeting. Sadly both lied about their appearance, and were a little disappointed. |
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"If you did a Google search for 'ugly with body odor,' you'd get guy's photo!" a distraught Lauren stated later. |
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"Well," guy sniffed in response. "I rather have my little love-gnome ran over by a train than suffer through one more of her boring rants against Brazilian babes," he commented, but the tears in his eyes betrayed him. |
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