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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004

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After much hinting and flirting, guyPaulo finally convinced Lauren to join him for a real life meeting. Sadly both lied about their appearance, and were a little disappointed.

"If you did a Google search for 'ugly with body odor,' you'd get guy's photo!" a distraught Lauren stated later.

"Well," guy sniffed in response. "I rather have my little love-gnome ran over by a train than suffer through one more of her boring rants against Brazilian babes," he commented, but the tears in his eyes betrayed him.

(AP)

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(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<yoyology> Oh, this is meta-spectacular!
<Lauren> My beloved, just give me a kiss on the cheek and all will be forgiven. I may even shave my beard for you.
<guyPaulo> You know Lauren, you could turn that comment into a new caption....hhmmmm....
<Lauren> I think I've done enough captioning for the day, guy. Why don't you try it...
<mypalmike> Heheh

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