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Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by guyPaulo
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Woman, you'd better back up! I'll slap you so hard that your eyes will shut, your lips will swell up and you'll generally look like a damn train rolled over your trashy ass!

Oh, wait, I guess you kind of already look like that..... hmmm ...that kind of ruins it.

Well OK, I guess I will do the dishes after all.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Hehe... gotta love the softcore misogyny. Or hate it rather.
<mypalmike> Haha. That's funny. I mean, bad. Really bad.

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