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Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by guyPaulo
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Woman, you'd better back up! I'll slap you so hard that your eyes will shut, your lips will swell up and you'll generally look like a damn train rolled over your trashy ass!

Oh, wait, I guess you kind of already look like that..... hmmm ...that kind of ruins it.

Well OK, I guess I will do the dishes after all.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Hehe... gotta love the softcore misogyny. Or hate it rather.
<mypalmike> Haha. That's funny. I mean, bad. Really bad.

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