Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004

by yoyology

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

I hoped to create a caption
set that would not make him seem like an animal.
Is he not capable of love
Though his body is large?
It is his secret sorrow
that attracted this beauty.

There is indeed beauty
even in the simple captions
at MostEmailed. To our sorrow
It is too often the animal
picture or the large
and ugly that Yahoo emailers love

How can you not love
this simple, natural beauty?
He is, of course, large,
but at the same time, small. A good caption
will give us an idea of how the animal
truly feels. Is it sorrow?

My own sorrow
is that we do not love
the Earth's animals
more. It is their beauty
that this caption
seeks to encapsulate. A task too large.

Her breasts are large,
yes, but her life surely includes sorrow.
Her exploitation is why this caption
exists. The act of love
performed without a sense of beauty
is merely the act of an animal.

But would an animal
seek to enlarge
parts of its body simply for beauty?
This is the sorrow
of man, that love
is never enough. Otherwise, I would not caption.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Fashion Wire Daily)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 273 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:44 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:43 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:42 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:41 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:40 Caption #-36

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:39 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:38 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:37 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:36 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:35 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:34 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:32 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:31 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:30 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:29 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:28 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:27 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:27 Caption #-17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:25 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:24 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:23 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:22 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:21 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:20 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:19 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:18 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:17 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:16 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:15 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:14 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:13 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:12 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:11 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:10 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:09 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:08 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:07 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:06 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:05 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:04 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:03 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:02 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:01 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:00 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:59 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:58 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:57 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:56 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:55 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:54 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:53 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:52 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:51 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:50 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:49 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:48 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:47 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:46 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:45 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:44 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:43 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:42 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:41 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:40 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:39 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:38 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:37 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:36 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:35 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:34 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:33 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:32 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:31 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:30 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:29 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:28 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:27 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:26 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:25 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:24 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:23 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:22 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:21 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:20 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:19 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:18 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:17 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:16 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:15 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:14 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:13 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:12 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:11 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:10 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:09 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:08 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:07 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:06 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:05 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:04 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:03 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:02 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:01 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:00 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:59 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:58 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:57 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:56 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:55 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:54 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:53 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:52 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:51 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:50 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:49 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:48 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:47 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:46 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:45 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:44 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:43 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:42 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:41 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:40 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:39 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:38 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:37 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:36 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:35 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:34 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:33 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:32 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:31 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:30 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:29 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:28 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:27 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:26 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:25 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:24 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:23 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:22 Caption #937

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:21 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:20 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:19 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:18 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:17 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:16 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:15 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:14 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:13 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:12 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:11 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:10 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:09 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:08 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:07 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:06 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:05 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:04 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:03 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:02 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:01 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:00 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:59 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:58 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:57 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:56 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:55 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:54 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:53 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:52 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:51 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:50 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:49 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:48 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:47 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:46 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:45 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:44 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:43 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:42 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:41 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:40 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:39 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:38 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:37 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:36 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:35 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:34 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:33 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:32 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:31 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:30 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:29 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:28 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:27 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:26 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:25 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:24 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:23 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:22 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:21 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:20 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:19 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:18 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:17 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:16 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:15 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:14 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:13 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:12 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:11 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:10 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:09 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:08 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:07 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:06 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:05 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:04 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:03 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:02 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:01 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:00 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:59 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:58 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:57 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:56 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:55 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:54 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:53 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:52 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:51 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:50 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:49 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:48 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:47 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:46 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:45 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:44 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:43 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:42 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:41 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:40 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:39 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:38 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:37 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:36 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:35 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:34 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:33 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:32 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:31 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:30 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:29 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:28 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:27 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:26 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:25 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:24 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:23 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:22 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:21 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:20 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:19 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:18 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:17 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:16 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:15 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:14 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:12 Caption #366

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> And the envoy:
The caption monkie is an animal
with a large capacity for love
and beauty, but each of us has our own secret sorrow.
<yoyology> I threatened to do it a long time ago. Here it is, folks, the caption sestina!
...www.baymoon.com...
<apple juice is a verb> Yes, my point exactly.
<Axolotl> Wow..that sure beats the double dactyl.
<yoyology> I didn't notice when I composed it, but the first stanza in each caption addresses the image, while the second is more meta.
<3Suns> ... my god... it's full of awesome!
<Lauren> Wow, yoyo, don't let anyone tell you that you got nothing done at work today!
<ElvisThePelvis> This reads like an epic poem, a paean to captioning AND the mammal condition. Notice I didn't say the mammry condition...

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post