[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by yoyology
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->



I hoped to create a caption
set that would not make him seem like an animal.
Is he not capable of love
Though his body is large?
It is his secret sorrow
that attracted this beauty.


There is indeed beauty
even in the simple captions
at MostEmailed. To our sorrow
It is too often the animal
picture or the large
and ugly that Yahoo emailers love


How can you not love
this simple, natural beauty?
He is, of course, large,
but at the same time, small. A good caption
will give us an idea of how the animal
truly feels. Is it sorrow?


My own sorrow
is that we do not love
the Earth's animals
more. It is their beauty
that this caption
seeks to encapsulate. A task too large.

Her breasts are large,
yes, but her life surely includes sorrow.
Her exploitation is why this caption
exists. The act of love
performed without a sense of beauty
is merely the act of an animal.

But would an animal
seek to enlarge
parts of its body simply for beauty?
This is the sorrow
of man, that love
is never enough. Otherwise, I would not caption.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 261 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:23Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:13Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:12Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:33Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:07Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:55Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:38Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:24Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:19Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:15Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:47Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:44Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:32Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:21Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:17Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:05Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:00Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:53Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:41Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:40Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:39Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:37Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:36Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:35Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:33Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:31Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:29Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:28Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:23Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:22Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:21Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:18Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:17Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:08Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:04Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:00Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:57Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:55Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:53Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:52Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:51Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:49Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:47Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:46Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:45Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:42Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:39Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:38Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:37Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:34Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:33Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:32Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:29Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:28Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:26Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:25Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:24Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:22Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:19Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:16Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:13Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:11Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:10Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:08Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:06Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:05Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:02Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:01Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:56Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:53Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:49Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:47Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:45Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:43Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:41Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:40Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:37Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:33Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:31Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:30Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:29Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:27Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:25Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:21Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:17Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:16Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:15Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:12Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:09Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:05Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:03Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:01Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:00Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:59Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:53Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:52Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:49Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:48Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:45Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:43Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:41Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:39Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:37Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:34Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:30Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:28Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:25Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:20Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:17Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:14Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:13Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:12Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:11Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:10Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:05Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:03Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:01Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:57Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:52Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:50Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:49Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:48Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:45Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:44Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:40Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:36Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:33Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:32Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:31Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:29Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:25Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:23Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:21Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:16Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:15Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:14Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:12Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:11Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:08Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:05Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:03Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:01Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:56Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:55Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:53Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:52Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:51Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:45Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:44Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:41Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:38Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:37Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:36Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:33Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:32Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:31Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:26Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:24Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:23Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:22Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:19Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:18Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:16Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:15Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:14Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:13Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:09Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:05Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:04Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:02Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:01Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:58Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:57Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:56Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:49Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:48Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:44Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:40Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:39Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:38Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:37Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:32Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:30Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:29Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:28Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:24Caption #715

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> And the envoy:
The caption monkie is an animal
with a large capacity for love
and beauty, but each of us has our own secret sorrow.
<yoyology> I threatened to do it a long time ago. Here it is, folks, the caption sestina!
...www.baymoon.com...
<apple juice is a verb> Yes, my point exactly.
<Axolotl> Wow..that sure beats the double dactyl.
<yoyology> I didn't notice when I composed it, but the first stanza in each caption addresses the image, while the second is more meta.
<3Suns> ... my god... it's full of awesome!
<Lauren> Wow, yoyo, don't let anyone tell you that you got nothing done at work today!
<ElvisThePelvis> This reads like an epic poem, a paean to captioning AND the mammal condition. Notice I didn't say the mammry condition...

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post