Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004

by yoyology

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

I hoped to create a caption
set that would not make him seem like an animal.
Is he not capable of love
Though his body is large?
It is his secret sorrow
that attracted this beauty.

There is indeed beauty
even in the simple captions
at MostEmailed. To our sorrow
It is too often the animal
picture or the large
and ugly that Yahoo emailers love

How can you not love
this simple, natural beauty?
He is, of course, large,
but at the same time, small. A good caption
will give us an idea of how the animal
truly feels. Is it sorrow?

My own sorrow
is that we do not love
the Earth's animals
more. It is their beauty
that this caption
seeks to encapsulate. A task too large.

Her breasts are large,
yes, but her life surely includes sorrow.
Her exploitation is why this caption
exists. The act of love
performed without a sense of beauty
is merely the act of an animal.

But would an animal
seek to enlarge
parts of its body simply for beauty?
This is the sorrow
of man, that love
is never enough. Otherwise, I would not caption.

(AP)

(AFP)

(Fashion Wire Daily)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 283 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:24 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:22 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:21 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:20 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:19 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:18 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:17 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:16 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:15 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:14 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:12 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:10 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:09 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:07 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:05 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:03 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:01 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:57 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:56 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:54 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:51 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:50 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:49 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:40 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:39 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:38 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:37 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:36 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:35 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:32 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:31 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:29 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:27 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:26 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:25 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:24 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:23 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:21 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:18 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:16 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:15 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:14 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:12 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:11 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:10 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:05 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:04 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:03 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:01 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:00 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:59 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:58 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:57 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:56 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:54 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:53 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:52 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:51 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:50 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:47 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:46 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:44 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:43 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:42 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:41 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:39 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:37 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:36 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:33 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:32 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:31 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:30 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:28 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:27 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:26 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:25 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:24 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:23 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:21 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:15 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:13 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:12 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:11 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:10 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:06 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:03 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:02 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:10:01 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:57 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:54 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:53 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:50 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:47 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:45 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:44 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:43 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:42 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:41 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:40 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:37 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:34 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:33 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:32 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:31 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:30 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:29 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:28 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:27 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:26 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:25 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:24 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:23 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:22 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:21 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:20 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:19 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:18 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:17 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:15 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:14 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:13 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:11 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:10 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:08 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:07 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:06 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:05 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:04 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:03 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:09:01 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:59 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:57 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:54 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:52 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:51 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:50 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:49 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:48 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:47 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:46 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:45 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:44 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:43 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:41 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:30 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:29 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:28 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:27 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:25 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:24 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:23 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:21 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:19 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:18 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:16 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:14 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:13 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:09 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:07 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:08:05 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:58 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:56 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:54 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:53 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:51 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:49 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:42 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:41 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:40 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:39 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:38 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:34 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:33 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:31 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:30 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:28 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:27 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:26 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:25 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:24 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:23 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:22 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:21 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:20 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:14 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:13 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:11 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:10 Caption #-56

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:09 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:06 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:05 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:03 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:07:01 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:59 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:55 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:51 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:49 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:45 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:44 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:42 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:41 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:40 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:39 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:38 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:37 Caption #-57

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:36 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:34 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:29 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:27 Caption #

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:25 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:24 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:21 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:20 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:19 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:18 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:17 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:13 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:11 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:10 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:09 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:08 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:07 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:06 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:04 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:03 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:02 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:06:01 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:59 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:58 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:56 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:55 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:54 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:52 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:51 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:50 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:41 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:35 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:34 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:33 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:32 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:30 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:28 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:27 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:26 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:24 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:22 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:21 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:20 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:19 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:18 Caption #-57

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:17 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:16 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:14 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:12 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:11 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:10 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:08 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:05:03 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:59 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:58 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:56 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:54 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:53 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:52 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:49 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:48 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:46 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:44 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:43 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:42 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:41 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:40 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:39 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:38 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:37 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:36 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:35 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:33 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:32 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:31 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:04:30 Caption #811

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> And the envoy:
The caption monkie is an animal
with a large capacity for love
and beauty, but each of us has our own secret sorrow.
<yoyology> I threatened to do it a long time ago. Here it is, folks, the caption sestina!
...www.baymoon.com...
<apple juice is a verb> Yes, my point exactly.
<Axolotl> Wow..that sure beats the double dactyl.
<yoyology> I didn't notice when I composed it, but the first stanza in each caption addresses the image, while the second is more meta.
<3Suns> ... my god... it's full of awesome!
<Lauren> Wow, yoyo, don't let anyone tell you that you got nothing done at work today!
<ElvisThePelvis> This reads like an epic poem, a paean to captioning AND the mammal condition. Notice I didn't say the mammry condition...

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post