[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."
(AFP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 101 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:15Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:14Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:13Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:12Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:10Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:09Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:08Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:03Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:02Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:01Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:00Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:59Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:57Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:56Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:55Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:54Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:53Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:52Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:51Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:50Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:49Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:48Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:47Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:45Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:42Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:41Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:37Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:36Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:31Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:28Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:27Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:25Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:24Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:22Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:21Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:20Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:19Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:18Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:13Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:12Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:11Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:10Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:09Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:08Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:07Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:06Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:05Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:04Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:03Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:02Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:01Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:00Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:59Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:58Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:57Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:55Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:52Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:51Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:49Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:48Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:46Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:44Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:43Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:42Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:41Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:40Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:38Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:35Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:34Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:33Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:32Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:31Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:30Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:25Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:24Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:23Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:22Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:21Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:20Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:18Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:14Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:13Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:09Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:07Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:06Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:05Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:02Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:01Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:59Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:58Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:57Caption #283

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post