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Most Emailed Photos - 05/11/2006 by ss3_gokoux
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Today scientists have tinkered with DNA to make elephant babies with DUAL-TRUNK ACTION!

I think this baby just crapped in my hand. Dammit, now my hand's gonna smell like poo. Hmm. Maybe I can stink palm Dick later.

Only the guy on the left knew what color camouflage would work best in the frozen tundra.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Allen> I love the dual (or more) meaning of Dick in the middle caption and the camouflage comment. Way to go!

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