[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Disguised as a really, really fine chick, guyPaulo completes the first step of his evil plan and assassinates Mort as he rides down the crowded Dallas street.

Launching a shrimp from a sligshot into Mort's gapping mouth sets off the Image Gorilla's famed allegry of shellfish. 24 hours later, he is dead. Explosive diarrhea is blamed.


With his competition out of the way, guyPaulo reverse engineers MEP and creates "Most Sent Pictures," a site where "caption-koalas" create funny stories to match random photos.

...exerpts from
"Explosive Diarrhea: guyPaulo Exposed"...

Sadly, no one comes to guy's site, and he is left a pennyless hermit. guy was forced to join the carnival as "Extremely Long Nose-hair Man," and accidentally dies at the age of 37 of a self-inflicted sword wound recieved during a bizarre Islamic ritual.
(AFP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 355 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:43Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:42Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:41Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:40Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:39Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:38Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:37Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:36Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:34Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:32Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:31Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:30Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:29Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:28Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:27Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:26Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:25Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:24Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:23Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:21Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:20Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:18Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:17Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:16Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:15Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:14Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:11Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:10Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:09Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:08Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:07Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:06Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:05Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:04Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:03Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:02Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:01Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker10:15:00Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:59Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:58Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:54Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:53Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:52Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:50Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:46Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:45Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:43Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:42Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:40Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:39Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:37Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:36Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:35Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:33Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:32Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:30Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:29Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:28Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:26Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:24Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:23Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:22Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:21Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:19Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:18Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:16Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:15Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:14Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:13Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:11Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:10Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:09Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:08Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:07Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:02Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:14:00Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:59Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:55Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:54Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:53Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:52Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:51Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:50Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:49Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:48Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:47Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:46Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:45Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:44Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:43Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:42Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:41Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:40Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:39Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:38Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:37Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:36Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:35Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:34Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:33Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:32Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:31Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:30Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:29Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:28Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:27Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:26Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:25Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:24Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:23Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:22Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:21Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:20Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:19Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:18Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:17Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:16Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:14Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:13Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:12Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:11Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:10Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:08Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:06Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:05Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:04Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:03Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:02Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:01Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:13:00Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:59Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:58Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:57Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:56Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:55Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:54Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:53Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:52Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:51Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:48Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:47Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:45Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:43Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:42Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:41Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:37Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:36Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:34Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:33Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:31Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:30Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:29Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:28Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:24Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:21Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:20Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:19Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:18Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:15Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:14Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:13Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:12Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:09Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:04Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:03Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:12:00Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:59Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:58Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:56Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:55Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:54Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:53Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:52Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:51Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:50Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:49Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:48Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:47Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:46Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:45Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:41Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:37Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:36Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:35Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:34Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:33Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:32Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:31Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:30Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:29Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:28Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:27Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:26Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:25Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:24Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:23Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:22Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:21Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:20Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:19Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:18Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:17Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:16Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:15Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:14Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:13Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:12Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:11Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:10Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:08Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:06Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:05Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:04Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:03Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:02Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:01Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker10:11:00Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:59Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:58Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:57Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:56Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:55Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:54Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:53Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:52Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:51Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:49Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:47Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:42Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:40Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:39Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:38Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:37Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:36Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:35Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:34Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:33Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:32Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:31Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:30Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:29Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:28Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:27Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:26Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:25Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:24Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:23Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:22Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:21Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:20Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:19Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:18Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:17Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:16Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:15Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:14Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:13Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:12Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:10Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:09Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:07Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:06Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:04Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:03Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:10:00Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:58Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:57Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:56Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:55Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:54Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:53Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:52Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:51Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:50Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:49Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:48Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:47Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:46Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:45Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:44Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:43Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:41Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:34Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:32Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:31Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:30Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:29Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:28Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:27Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:26Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:25Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:24Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:23Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:21Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:20Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:18Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:15Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:12Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:11Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:10Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:09Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:05Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:02Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:01Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:09:00Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:59Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:58Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:55Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:53Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:49Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:48Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:42Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:41Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:39Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:37Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:36Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:35Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:34Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:33Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:32Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:31Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:30Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:29Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:27Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:26Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:26Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:24Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:23Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:22Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:21Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:19Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:16Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:14Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:09Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:08Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:08:03Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:59Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:58Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:57Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker10:07:57Caption #550

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Mort> Worst caption ever, cept for the last frame which rules.
<guyPaulo> I guess this one's too self-indulgent for the rest of the monkies to comment on...(sniff)
<Lauren> guy, I am going to plant into your subconscious TWO Words which will cure you of your current OBSESSION. I am hoping that once you are cured, we will be able to resume our RELATIONSHIP. We will all pray that purged of your affliction, you will once again be able to caption with the best of them.
<Lauren> Ah, well, that didn't work. Nevermind, then.... here are the words: OBSTRUCTED BOWEL
<Stormi> ::laughing so hard others at the library are looking at her strangely::
<3Suns> Good, but I don't find it that funny.
<CHAZ> i MUST SAY OH MY GOD
<CHAZ> i MUST SAY OH MY GOD I DINDNT FIND DAT FUNNY

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post