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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/02/2004 by guyPaulo
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Disguised as a really, really fine chick, guyPaulo completes the first step of his evil plan and assassinates Mort as he rides down the crowded Dallas street.

Launching a shrimp from a sligshot into Mort's gapping mouth sets off the Image Gorilla's famed allegry of shellfish. 24 hours later, he is dead. Explosive diarrhea is blamed.


With his competition out of the way, guyPaulo reverse engineers MEP and creates "Most Sent Pictures," a site where "caption-koalas" create funny stories to match random photos.

...exerpts from
"Explosive Diarrhea: guyPaulo Exposed"...

Sadly, no one comes to guy's site, and he is left a pennyless hermit. guy was forced to join the carnival as "Extremely Long Nose-hair Man," and accidentally dies at the age of 37 of a self-inflicted sword wound recieved during a bizarre Islamic ritual.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Mort> Worst caption ever, cept for the last frame which rules.
<guyPaulo> I guess this one's too self-indulgent for the rest of the monkies to comment on...(sniff)
<Lauren> guy, I am going to plant into your subconscious TWO Words which will cure you of your current OBSESSION. I am hoping that once you are cured, we will be able to resume our RELATIONSHIP. We will all pray that purged of your affliction, you will once again be able to caption with the best of them.
<Lauren> Ah, well, that didn't work. Nevermind, then.... here are the words: OBSTRUCTED BOWEL
<Stormi> ::laughing so hard others at the library are looking at her strangely::
<3Suns> Good, but I don't find it that funny.
<CHAZ> i MUST SAY OH MY GOD
<CHAZ> i MUST SAY OH MY GOD I DINDNT FIND DAT FUNNY

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