[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/04/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Scientists have finally figured out a way to clear hardened arteries, but it involves giving up anything which might cause any part of your body to harden.

Pictured here is a life-sized reproduction of Rush Limbaugh's left ventricle. Rush plans on cutting down his cholesterol by only eating the low-fat food prepared by his prison cafeteria.

Heart attack survivor David Letterman plans to implant a small child (pictured here) who will crawl through his chest cavity, scraping out cholesterol along the way.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 42 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:54Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:53Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:51Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:49Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:44Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:40Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:39Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:38Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:37Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:34Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:30Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:29Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:25Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:24Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:20Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:19Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:17Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:15Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:14Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:13Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:12Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:11Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:09Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:07Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:05Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:04Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:03Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:00Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:59Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:57Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:54Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:53Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:50Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:49Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:47Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:44Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:42Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:40Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:39Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:38Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:35Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:34Caption #124

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post