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Most Emailed Photos - 02/22/2004

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Her name was Jenny.

It started off as dancing. She made good tips and met many people. "Now I can save for school," she said.

School never came, though her clients often did.

She had fallen fast, from a fresh-faced girl with mucho opportunity...

...to a flat, tired and worn-out old pussy that most guys instantly labeled as "cow."

But I still love you, Jenny.

(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Oh man, I was looking for a way to do the "old cow" thing, but this is great....
<mypalmike> "School never came, though her clients often did." Is that an ajiav original?
<ajiav> if i ripped it, it was not done consciously. it sounds like an old joke, though, doesn't it?
<mypalmike> Sounds like a line from a noir porn film. Not that I'm familiar with the genre.

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