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Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by yoyology
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I'm gonna beat my wife
I'm gonna beat my wife now
Gonna smack her with a lead pipe
Gonna smack her with a 2x4
Run her over with a Brink's truck
Chase her down with a lawn mower

Gonna beat my wife
Look out!

Wife beatin'
Mistreatin'
Wife slappin'
It happens

Gonna beat my wife
Gonna beat your wife
Gonna beat his wife
Gonna beat her wife
Gonna beat my wife
Gonna slap my wife
Gonna kick my wife
Good God, y'all!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 7 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I just don't know what to say. Did you write this all by yourself, yoyo?
<ElvisThePelvis> I am dancing to the hot sounds of the godfather of books...
<yoyology> Sadly, I am not the author of this wonderful pastiche.
...www.lyricstime.com...
<apple juice is a verb> if I had a gun, punk rock girl, I'd take retards to the zoo in my BITCHIN' CAMARO!!!
<yoyology> You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
<mypalmike> That's funny, I just heard a Dead Milkmen tune for the first time in mnay years yesterday. It was "Methodist Coloring Book". Classic!
<yoyology> One of my favorites too, mike.

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