[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by guyPaulo
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"Yes my friend. Kiss the Godfeline's paw and all with be taken care of. I'll take care of that rat like he was a mouse-flavored canolli."

"I don't care if he runs off to some distant planetoid past the Kuiper belt, we'll find him and whack him like the f*ckin' pig he is! Fugitaboutit!"

Just like that, it was over. I was in debt to the mob for $5000, but that jerk who cut me off on the freeway was dead, his arms left in his mother's trash receptical and his mouth stuffed with catnip.

I told you people that cats were evil.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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